All women are crazy
All men are dumb
?Cos though we know they're crazy
We still want some
It's nothin? new
And it's sad but true?
That we just can't quit 'em
And we can't live with 'em
What's a man to do?
?
Back in the Bible?
There was a tree
Lord said to Adam, "Don't you eat that fruit"
He said, "Fine by me"?
But then along came Eve
Lookin? to do wrong
And on account of her curves
And his lack of nerves
Adam went along
?Cos all women are crazy
All men are dumb
?Cos though we know they're crazy
We still want some
It's nothin? new
And it's sad but true?
That we just can't quit 'em
And we can't live with 'em
What's a man to do?
?
I bought her a gown?
We were fixin? to go out mixin?
Out on the town
She said, "Do I look fat?"
I said, "Heck no! Just a little round"?
And since that day, I've walked this way
It hurts to sit down
?Cos all women are crazy
All men are dumb
?Cos though we know they're crazy
We still want some
It's nothin? new
And it's sad but true?
That we just can't quit 'em
And we can't live with 'em
What's a man to do?
*speaking part *
Fellas, there comes a time in every woman's life
About once a month, to be exact
When they get kinda ornery
Oh, they start kickin? and fussin? and fightin? and
We don't know what's wrong with them
But in a week or so, they generally come around
And they'll look you right in the eye, too, and they'll say
"I'm sorry, honey, I was just PMSin?"
Now, ladies, I feel for you, I really do
It's not an easy thing to go through
But since we already know the outcome
I'd like to propose a little experiment
Boys, the next time your woman gets crazy
Oh say, about a month from now
I want you to just look her right in the eye and ask her
"Honey, are you sure you're not just PMSin??"
(pause)
*singing again *
When I met my lady
And asked for her hand
She was the calmest and the sweetest girl
In all the land
But then the ring went on
And she went all wrong
Like a midnight thriller, she went BrideZilla
She spat pea soup and become a killer
She ate three kids
And my auntie's wig?
And the pastor's dog?
*pause *
?Cos all women are crazy
All men are dumb
?Cos though we know they're crazy
We still want some
It's nothin? new
And it's sad but true?
That we just can't quit 'em
And we can't live with 'em
You just can't shoot 'em
Or you'll end in prison
And the biker from Hell, in your prison cell?
Might take a shine to you