Get out of bed
But don't wonder how the blood got there (Good morning)
If Steve Martin violated you in your sleep again
You will not care
'Cause there's a place you can escape to mentally
Where only silliness is making forced entry
For the purpose of self-preservation
Here at Alfred's Playhouse!
verse 2
It's a fantasy world of fun where reality's distorted
Where a manchild goes to forget he was unsuccessfully aborted (It's kind of like liquor)
Your perception is changed like magic
So you can flee when the real world causes havoc
It's wacky denial!!
Here at Alfred's Playhouse!
BRIDGE
Stalin's signing death lists
The Eggburt's taking meth hits and
Gumby and a horse are lying somewhere
The Wisdom Jar's on acid
The frozen peas have all gone rancid, so we'll probably need to buy some more peas
Beria's got his truncheon
ELECTRIC CORDS FOR OUR LUNCHEON!!
Dishwasher discusses Marx over Cocktails
Burnt Child and Torso who are with
Chewy try and force you to
Rent us The Sound of Music
No, I don't want to
Rent us The Sound of Music
No, I don't want to
verse 3
The friends in your playhouse will always love and be around you
They won't leave you at Goodwill or when you're in the tub, try and drown you
You don't have to feel that guy's sticky stuff in your hair
Just clap your heels 3 times, and you're away from there
So forget about the humiliation and shame
Your innocence is not being snatched from you
Because you're here putting tape on your face and trying on silly hats
AT ALFRED'S PLAYHOUSE!!!!!!!!!