(little eiffel, little eiffel)
they thought he was a real smart alec
(little eiffel, little eiffel)
he thought big and they called it phallic
(little eiffel, little eiffel)
they didn't know it was panoramic
little eiffel stands in the archway
(little eiffel, little eiffel)
keeping low doesn't make no sense
sometimes people can be oh so dense
they didn't want it but he built it anyway
(little eiffel, little eiffel)
little eiffel stands in the archway
(little eiffel, little eiffel)
keeping low doesn't make sense
keeping low doesn't make no -- sense!
(little eiffel, little eiffel)
little eiffel stands in the archway