Well I woke up this morning stumbled across the floor
While feeling for the light switch I stumped my toe on the door
Then an earthquake came along my house started to sway
A little voice whispered in my ear it ain?t gonna be your day
Oh it ain?t gonna be your day boy it ain?t gonna be your day
As the house fell down with a hurdling sound it ain?t gonna be your day
And when I shaved this morning I nearly cut my throat
The zipper stuck on my pants a button fell off my coat
And down in the kitchen I set my house a blaze
A little voice whispered in my ear it ain?t gonna be your day
Well it ain?t gonna be your day boy it ain?t gonna be your day
As the house burned down with a hurdling sound it ain?t gonna be your day
Now out on the freeway a big truck tried to pass
Halfway around with traffic comin? I ran out of gas
That big ol? truck hit me knocked me ever which way
A little voice whispered in my ear it ain?t gonna be your day
No it ain?t gonna be your day boy it ain?t gonna be your day
As they hauled it away I heard them say it ain?t gonna be your day
Well I called up my boss man said I?d be late for work
He screamed what?s the matter are you sick or hurt
Well I said I had some trouble he said you?ll get no pay
A little voice whispered in my ear it ain?t gonna be your day
No it ain?t gonna be your day boy it ain?t gonna be your day
As he slammed that phone I heard a little moan it ain?t gonna be your day
Well the day started rotten it went from bad to worse
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When I die and I go to heaven I know on judgment day
A little voice whispered in my ear it ain?t gonna be your day
No it ain?t gonna be your day boy it ain?t gonna be your day
As they turn me away St. Peter would say it ain?t gonna be your day
When they turn me away St. Peter would say it ain?t gonna be your day