Agatha was beautiful
Her long, black hair and aching eyes
I WOULDN'T ANSWER each time the phone rang
But I should've stayed with Agatha Chang
Agatha, she wasn't mean
She didn't cheat, she never lied
I COULDN'T BEAR to break up my old gang
But I should've stayed with Agatha Chang
What was so important then?
I haven't a clue
How could I have been so blind and cruel?
Agatha, where did you go?
Do I have the slightest chance?
FORGOT ALL ABOUT HER each night that I sang
But I should've stayed with Agatha Chang