They've been laughin' since I can remember
But they're not gonna laugh anymore
No more "Douglas- the-Geek",
no more "Goof-of-the-Week" like before
No more algebra tests 'til September
No more havi'n to try to fit in
No more havin' to cheat, No more mystery meat
No more gym,No more gym,No more gym!NO MORE GYM!
Gonna move to the mall or live in the pool
Gotta talk to Roxanne and not feel like a fool
After today I'm gonna be cruisi?n.
After today, she'll be mine!
After today my brains'll be snoozing
If I don't faint, I'll be fine!
I've got forty more minutes of Home Economics
Then down with the textbooksAnd up with the comics!
Just think of all the time I've been losing
Finding the right thing to say
Things'll be goin' my way after today
She looks right through me
And after today I'm gonna be cruisin'
No more pep rallies to cut Blech!
After today my brains'll be snoozing
I'm gonna sit on my butt
I've got less than an hour
And when this is ended
I'll either be famous
Or I?ll be suspended!
Just think of all the time I've been losing
Waiting until I could could say