I am that dickhead in the kitchen
Giving wine to your best girl's glass
Not here, not here, heroic acts of man
Not here, not here, heroic acts of man
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I see stumbling pinstriped trouser
Flecks of sick on an office shoe
Not here, not here, heroic acts of man
Not here, not here, heroic acts of man
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Let's all crowd 'round the cowering body
Throw stocky fingers, bricks and stones
While the knight in shitty armour
Rips the drunk out of her dress
Man, he breeds although he shouldn't
He's breeding just because he comes
Acts the father for a minute
Till the worst instincts return
Not here, not here, heroic acts of man
Not here, not here, heroic acts of man
I have never wanted more, to be a man
To build a house around you
I am just like all the rest of them
Sorry, selfish, trying to improve
I'm here, I'm here, not heroic but I try
I'm here, I'm here, not heroic but I try