A fine romance with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend, this is
We should be like a couple of hot tom toes
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potahtoes
A fine romance, you won't nestle;
A fine romance, you won't wrestle
You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France
I haven't got a chance this is a fine romance
A fine romance, my good woman
My strong, aged in the wood woman
You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean
At least the y flap their fins to express emotion
A fine romance, with no clinches
A fine romance with no hitches
You never give the orchids I send a glance
No, you like cactus plants this is a fine romance