Uh huh
extra cheese
Uh huh
save a piece for me
Verse:
pizza, party at your house
I went, just to check it out
nineteen extra larges, what a shame no one came
just us eating all alone
you said take the pizza home
no sense letting all this go to to waste so then i faced
PRECHORUS
pizza all day, and every day
cheese round the clock, it's getting me blocked
and I sure don't care, for irregularities
C (let it ring)
Why'd you have to and make me so constipated
couse right now I'd do
anything at all to get my bowels evacuated
in the bathroom
and I sit, and I wait, and I strain
and I sweat, and I clench and I feel the pain oh,
Gm Bb (let it ring)
I was, feeling pretty down
till my, girlfriend came around
we're just, so alike in every way, I've gotta say
in fact, I just thought I might
pop the, question there that night
I was, kissing her so tenderly, but woe is me
PRECHORUS
who would have guessed, her family crest
I suddenly spied, tattooed on her thigh
and sun of a gun, it's just like the one on me
C (let it ring)
how was I supposed to know that we were both related
belive me if I
knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
what to do now
should I go ahead and propose
and get hitched, and have kids with eleven toes
Gm Bb (let it ring)
No no (no no)
No no (no no)
No No (no no)
No
Verse3:
I had, so much on my mind
I thought, maybe I'd unwind
try out that new roller coaster ride, and the guide
PRECHORUS
said not to stand, but that's a demand
that I couldn't meet, I got on my feet
and stood up instead, and knocked off my head you see
C (let it ring)
why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated
this really is a
major inconvenience oh man I really hate it
such a drag now
I can't eat, I can't breath, I can't snore
I can't belch or yodel any more, can't
Gm Bb (let it ring)
why'd I have to go and myself all mutilated
I gotta tell you
life without a head kinda makes me irritated
what a bummer
I can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze
but my neck is enjoyng a pleasant breeze now
Gm Bb (let it ring)