I saw a garage sale, pulled up in the yard
Found a statue of Jesus that was eight feet tall
He held out his arms and he seemed all alone
So I loaded him up and I drove him home
Out by my driveway, he looks down the street
He's an 800 pound Jesus
Standing taller than a tree
He's an 800 pound Jesus
A bigger man than you or me
I felt losing my job was the end of the world