But I will not die before I've laughed
I can't deny the world my shaft
This jail's rather understaffed
I may not be brave like a fighter, or magic, or strong
But sometimes the key can be found in a song. Get it? Key. Ha!
I kill with charisma and cool captivation
Bеlting out bars of Bardic Inspiration
I am the hardiest, bardiest bard. Antrius brings salvation
Timing and tеnderness, terribly talented, topped with a bit of alliteration
N.C
Evandra with her mighty strength of many men goes to any length
She throws a fist, she'll leave you in a daze (I'll leave you in a daze)
And Nixie says concerning things but mostly ends up burning things
But that's still cool. She'll set the world ablaze(I'll set the world ablaze!)
A Fireball. Surprising
Why do I hear harmonising? Why is he on his back?
- Spontaneous heart attack
N.C
When you're down and you're out and there's problems aplenty
You'll always come through with a Natural 20
Ready to face all the foes in our way
But anyone can be undone by any 1
But not today!
Doesn't this slap? Damn! Best song I ever wrote
Helping my best friends punch a guy in the throat
So on our game. Look at us go
No "I" in team. There's an "A" though
N.C
Fighting valiantly for our cause
Swords and metal can settle scores
Screams can sound so much like applause
- Just close your eyes
- Everyone dies
We're products of our milieu
We're sexy but we'll kill you
Everything's broken and charred
We're Half-Elf, Pink, and the Bard
N.C
Am I dying?
Slip into bliss. You can rest in my hands
No more on this mortal coil shall you dance
- I see a light
- Walk towards it then
You'll never see your ugly children again
N.C
Or your awful wife, or your tiny house
Or your measly food, or your tacky goblets
- Or your cracked crockery and dishes
N.C
My mockery is vicious
When you're down and you're out and there's problems aplenty
You'll always come through with a Natural 20
Ready to face all the foes in our way
But anyone can be undone by any 1
But not today!
We'll always pass the test no matter how we're vexed
And now? Another quest!
Where should three heroes go next?