Yeah, baby I'm a'doin' fine since you left me
And my friends seem to think I have alot more time
And as far as I'm concerned, all the money that I earn
Well it's goin' to that little 1-900 line.
Well she said I was the greatest lover she'd ever heard
And she said that I had too much love for you
And for a small five dollar cover, she'd be my long distance lover
And as long as I pay her, she'll never say we're through.
- Cause I'm a 1-900 user and a telephone abuser,
Yeah, but I've got an eight-hundred dollar credit line.
Yeah, and I've got you to thank dear, that the money in my bank here
Well it's goin' to that little girl out in Caroline. -
Well she said that her phone name, it was Madonna
And she said that she was just like a virgin, too.
Said, "I don't care about your ole virginity, just boost my masculinity
And tell me that your love, well it's so true.
- Cause I'm a 1-900 user and a telephone abuser,
Yeah, but I've got an eight-hundred dollar credit line.
Yeah, and I've got you to thank dear, that the money in my bank here
Well it's goin' to that little girl out in Caroline. -
Baby, I'm a'doin' fine since you left me
And I'm glad that you just up and let me be
Yeah, and you can tell your mother, I've done found me another
And I wouldn't call even if you were toll free.
- Cause I'm a 1-900 user and a telephone abuser,
Yeah, but I've got an nine-hundred dollar credit line.
Yeah, and I've got you to thank dear, that the money in my bank here
Well it's goin' to that little girl out in Caroline.
Yeah it's goin' to that little girl out in Caroline. -