Lyrics of
1-800-whipped

I guess we should've
stayed at the beach
But it just couldn't happen
I wish it was more within
my reach But I'll just
keep on pushing
A day in Hell done
What else could happen to me?
What else could happen to me?
I call her up to complain
And what does she do?
She falls asleep!

She falls asleep on the phone
She falls asleep on the phone
She falls asleep on the phone
She falls asleep on the phone
She falls asleep she falls asleep
She falls asleep on the phone

Another day passes
Another day too hectic
hectic! What do I do now?
I think she may
be narcoleptic
I call her up
I feel alone
I'm hoping
that she's home
I'll apologize about
the coffee pot I call
her almost every night
And every night
we start to fight

She falls asleep on the phone
She falls asleep on the phone
She falls asleep on the phone
She falls asleep on the phone
She falls asleep she falls asleep
She falls asleep on the phone

then


I call her up I feel alone
There's nothing to talk about
So she falls asleep on the phone.

She falls asleep!
She falls asleep!
She falls asleep!
You've changed
I've changed We've
changed She's changed.


She falls asleep on the phone.
She falls asleep on the phone.
She falls asleep on the phone.
She falls asleep on the phone.