Key:
Introduction:
C G Am F
What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?
Okay, now? Now?
C
My life is brilliant
G
Your life's a joke
Am
You're just pathetic
F
You're always broke
C
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
G
really ain't impressing' me
Am
You're suffering' from delusions of
F
Adequacy
CHORUS
F G
You're Pitiful
C
You're Pitiful
F G
You're Pitiful
C
It's true
F G
Never had a date
C C/B Am
That ya couldn't inflate
F G Am
And ya smell repulsive too
F G C
What a bummer bein' you
Lead:
C
Well ya just can't dance
G
And forget romance
Am
Everybody you know still calls ya
F
Farty Pants
C G
But you always have a job well I mean
Am F
As long as you still can work that slurpie machine
CHORUS
F G
You're Pitiful
C
You're Pitiful
F G
You're Pitiful
C
It's true
F G
You're half undressed
C C/B Am
Eatin' chips of your chest
F G Am
While you're playin' Halo 2
F G C
No one's classier than you
F C F C F C G
La la la la, la la la la, la la la la, LOSER
F G
You're Pitiful
C
You're Pitiful
F G
You're Pitiful
C
It's true
F G
Your dog would much rather
C C/B Am
Play fetch by itself
F G Am
You still live with your Mom and you're 42
F G Am
Guess you'll never grow a clue
F G C
When it just sucks to be you
peace 2 U biatches