Key: G
Introduction: C D C D C D C G
C
You are some gumshoe
G
You just don't think well
E D
It's my Phantom Troope
Dm G
You can go straight to hell!
C
Is your mouth lonely
With one foot in there?
F E7 D7
Crow, your brain only
Dm G
Holds thoughts I put in there
E7 Am
Just what you are I'll spell out
Am7 D7 Gm
You are a phantom pain
G Bm E7 Am
One speck of lint that fell out
D G
The last time that I picked my brain...
C G
You are so jealous
C G
Of my track record
E7 Am Dm
Joker, do tell us
D G
Your feeble hack record
C
Your weak knees brand you
B
Soft and unstable
F E7 Am7 Dm
One small threat and you
G
Fold like a card table
E7 Am
You drool at my deductions
D7 Gm
You're just starting when I'm done
G Bº E7 Am
You craft your own destruction
Am7 D7 G
Your sword is no match for my gun
C
You're nothing...
Am
Without me!
D7 D F G
A no one who'd go undefined
Em E
You wouldn't exist
D#m7
You'd never be missed
Dm7 G7
I tell you, you're out of your mind!
C
A showoff!!
E
A blowhard!!
Am7 Fm
You're equal parts hot air and gall!!
C E7
And no one would doubt me
F G C G C G
Without me you're nothing at all!!!
C
You are so thick, you
G
Eat, breathe, sleep fiction
Em7 Dm
I'm your meal ticket
G7
Knee-deep in cheap fiction
C
You're in my plot
G
I'm still your creator
F E Dm
I call each shot
G
I'm your private dictator
E Am
You gloating ignoramus!
Am7 D7 Gm
You haven't any shame...
Bm E7 Am
Hey!! I'm a famous shamus
Am7 D7 G7
And most people don't know your name
Is it Ren? Or is it Akira?
G
Or does the player just sort of, make it up!?!?
C
You're nothing...
Am7
Without me!
D7 D F
Without me, you'd just disappear
Em
Right into thin air
Bm B7
And no one would care
Dm A#m Dm Gm7 G
Or notice you ever were here!!
C
A puppet!
E
An upstart!
Am Fm
A loser who's destined to fall!!
C F#7
I'm everything you always wanted to be
F
Let's deal with the issue:
D7
You wish you were me!
G F#7
You're nothing without me
F C G F E Dm C
Without me, you're nothing at all!!!