Key: E
Introduction: E E7 A Am*
E*
Life isn' t quite what I thought I' d be
G#*
When I was a kid on VOIP
C#m*
I thought when I get older
A Am
I' d marry her, I told her
E*
Now I' m 26 and I work in an office
G#*
9 til 5' s not the best, I' ll be honest
C#m*
If I could change a single thing
A* Am* F#m7(11)
I' d make it me and not him
A* Am* E
But he' s in your bed, I' m in your Twitch Chat
A* Am* E
I' ve got the key and he' s just a doormat
A Am
And even though he' s got social skills
E E7
That doesn' t mean I can' t pay the bills
A Am
Anyway, make the most of him,
E G# A Am
Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
F#m*
Your new boyfriend' s an arsehole
N.C.
E*
Yeah, I' ve met Jared, of course I' ve met Jared
G#*
The one that took you away from me
C#m*
You hit it off instantly
A Am
I know, cause you won' t stop telling me
E*
I' ve seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles
G#*
Push against his fashion sense
C#m*
I' ve thought about what he looks like nude
A* Am*
(I' m not gay though)
E G#
Cause she' s living the dream
C#m
Oh, she' s living the dream
A Am
From back when we were seventeen
E G#
She' s living the dream
C#m
Oh, she' s living the dream
A* Am*
From back when we were seventeen
E
How on earth can I be saved?
N.C.
C#m*
I just think that I deserve
A Am
A little bit of what I earned
E*
I' m not gonna make another scene
G#*
the one I made when I was 23
C#m* A* Am* F#m7(11)
Means I' m not allowed in Disney World
A* Am* E
But he' s in your bed and I' m in your Twitch Chat
A* Am* E
I' ve got the key and he' s just a doormat
A Am
' Cause even though he' s got social skills
E E7
That doesn' t mean I can' t pay the bills
A Am
Anyway, make the most of him
E G# A Am
Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
F#m*
Your new boyfriend' s an arsehole
E G#
I think about you everyday
C#m A Am
So how on earth can I be saved
E G#
I think about him a lot as well
C#m A Am
Maybe if he wasn' t fine as hell
E
Cause you' re beauty
G#
And you' re grace
C#m A Am
Your telephone calls are my favourite place
E G#
I want you to notice me
C#m A Am E
With no restraining order please (Jason Derulo!)
G#
I want you to care
C#m A Am
I want to smell your hair