Key: C
Introduction:
C Dm
Why must every generation think their folks are so square?
G C
And no matter where their heads are they know moms ain't there?
C Dm
Cause I swore when I was small that I'd remember when
G C
I knew whats wrong with them that I was smaller then.
C Dm
Determined to remember all the cardinal rules,
G C
Like sun showers are legal grounds for cutting school.
C Dm
I know I have forgotten maybe one or two,
Dm G C
And I hope that I recall them all before the baby's due,
Dm G C
And I know hell have a question or two.
F G C Em
Like "Hey Pop, can I go ride my Zoom?"
Am G C Em
"It goes two hundred miles an hour suspended on balloons".
F G C Em
"And can I put a droplet of this new stuff on my tongue,
Am Dm
"And imagine frothing dragons while you sit and wreck your lungs?
G Dm G
And I must be permissive, understanding of the younger generation.
C Dm
Then I'll know that all Ive le arned my kid assumes,
G C
And all my deepest worries must be his cartoons,
C
And still I'll try to tell him all the things I've done
G C
Related to what he can do when he becomes a man,
Dm G C
And still hell stick his fingers in the fan.
F G C Em
And "Hey, Pop, my girlfriends only three,
Am G C Em
"Shes got her own videophone and she's taking L.S.D.,
F G C Em
"And now that were best friends she wants to give a bit to me.
F F7
"But what's the matter Daddy, how come youre turning green?
D7 G
"Can it be that you cant live up to your dreams?