Key:
Introduction:
C Cmaj
We've been together for so very long
Gm
But now things are changing,
Dm
Oh I wonder what's wrong?
G
Seems you don't want me around
Dm Fmaj G
The passion is gone and the flames died down
C Cmaj
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
Gm Dm
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
G
You used to think I was nice
Dm Fmaj G
Now you tell all your friends that I'm the antichrist
Bb F
Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car?
C G
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
Dm F7M C
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore
C Cmaj Gm
I knew that we were having problems when you put those
Dm
piranhas in my bathtub again
G
You're still the light of my life
Dm Fmaj G
Oh darling I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife
C Cmaj Gm
You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way you poison
Dm
my coffee just a little each day
G
I still remember the way that you laughed
Dm Fmaj G
When you pushed me down the elevator shaft
Bb F
Oh, if you don't mind me asking what's this poisonous cobra
C G
Doing in my underwear drawer?`
Dm F7M C
Sometimes I get to thinking You don't love me anymore
C Cmaj
You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
Gm Dm
Now my scars are all healing but my heart never will
G
You set my house on fire
Dm Fmaj G
You pulled out my chesthairs with an old pair of pliers
C Cmaj Gm
Oh, you think I'm ugly and you say I'm cheap, you shaved off
Dm
my eyebrows while I was asleep
G
You drilled a hole in my head
Dm Fmaj G
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead
Bb F
Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all.
C G
You never acted this way before
Dm F7M C
Honey, something tells me you don't love me anymore
Dm F7M C
Oh no no, got a funny feeling You don't love me anymore