Key: E
Introduction:
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I wish you smelled a little funny
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Not just funny really bad
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We could roam the streets forever
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Just like cats but we'd never stray
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I sometimes wish you were a mermaid
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I could raise you in the tub at home
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We could take a swim together
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On weekly daytrips to the bay
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Oooo oooooh, you and me
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It would be only you and me
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Oooo oooooh, you and me
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It would be only you and me
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I wish you were a little bigger
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Not just big but really fat
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Doors you would no longer fit through
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In my bed you would have to stay
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I often wish that you had feathers
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I'd keep you in a giant cage
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All day long I'd sit and watch you
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And sing for you if it would be okay
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Oooo oooooh, you and me
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It would be only you and me
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Oooo oooooh, you and me
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It would be only you and me
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People say
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There are plenty of fish
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In the sea
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Baby, all I do is wish
I wish, I wish I
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I wish you were a little slower
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Not just slow but p-p-p-p paralyzed
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That I could plug you into a socket
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So you could never run away
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I really wish that you were smaller
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Not just small but really really short
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So I could put you in my pocket
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And carry you around all day
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Oooo oooooh, you and me
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It would be only you and me
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Oooo oooooh, you and me
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It would be only you and me
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You and Me
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You and Me