Key: F
Introduction:
F Bb C F
F Bb
You ain?t Dolly and you ain?t Porter
F C C7
She?s a little bit fuller yeah well you?re a whole lot shorter
F Bb
Let?s dance all night and fill the jukebox full of quarters
F C F
Cos you ain?t Dolly no and you ain?t Porter
F Bb
I noticed you right off the bat in them cowboy boots
C F
Who couldn't help but see you in that rhinestone suit
F Bb
That's cause I'm the reigning queen of karaoke night
C C7
Well if I get drunk enough to sing hell I just might
F Bb
Hey now don't you worry cowboy cause I'll get you through
C F
We'll sing a cheating song just like they used to do
F Bb
You ain?t Dolly and you ain?t Porter
F C C7
She?s a little bit fuller yeah well you?re a whole lot shorter
F Bb
Let?s dance all night and fill the jukebox full of quarters
F C F
Cos you ain?t Dolly no and you ain?t Porter
Bb F G C7 F Bb C F
F C7
You'll probably see me country singing on The Voice someday
C F
Yeah and I'm the guy they wrote about in 50 Shades of Grey
F Bb
Why don't you come on back to my place and you can have your way
C C7
Well baby that sounds tempting but I just can't stay
F Bb
Oh we won first prize cowboy let's just split the dough
C F
Honey I will always love you but we'll never know
F Bb
Cause you ain't Dolly babe you ain't no Porter
F C C7
She's a little bit fuller and you're a damn sight shorter
F Bb
We danced all night and filled the jukebox full of quarters
F C F Bb
Cause you ain't Dolly and you ain't Porter no
F C F
No you ain't Dolly no you ain't Porter