Key: B
Introduction:
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verse 1
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When I take off my make-up, I look old and defeated
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I'm not so dangerous
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Cry into my Christmas cake
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Staring holes into me all night
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You should just give up
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Because our love's become selling secrets to the Russians they
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don't need / The cold
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war is on between you and
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me
SOLO
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verse 2
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25 years old and a bachelor's degree / Your
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parents helped out with graduation fees / The
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loans were never e-nough / The
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credit cards are calling your bluff Hold your hand, cut them
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up, move a-way / Or you'll be
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paying them off ?til your kids grow
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up and do the
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same
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verse 2
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There's no more running water
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Wrapping presents in the dark
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Move into your car
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Change where you park
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Too bad that job caroling department stores
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fell through / But the
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new year is right in front of
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you Cry into your Christmas
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cake Don't know what else to do.
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Don't know what else to do.
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(Fa la la, Fa la la la LA)
verse 3
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I fear I'm going deaf
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I've got some sense left
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Give up some more to be with you
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'cause what good is seeing if love's not look-ing back at
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you?
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and what good is feeling if my hands aren't touching
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you?
BRIDGE
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and another angel came down / He was
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wearing only a cloud / He said
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"Sew up the bad that you've done
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Tomorrow, Christmas day comes!" (Christmas
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Daaaaaay) Cry into your Christmas
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cake Don't know what else to do
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Cry into your Christmas cake don?t know what else to
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do The new year is right in
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Front of you