Key: E
Introduction:
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Okay, I forgot about the trash
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I didn't trim the long hairs on my mustache
E B
I did by you a ring, I believe it was back in '93
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Alright I admit, I forgot our anniversary
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I did pick up the baby, this mornin' at the nursery
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That ain't no big thing, but it's a gold star for me.
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You get tired and disgusted with me
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When I can't be just what you want me to be
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I still love you and I try real hard
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I swear one day you'll have a brand new car
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I even ask the Lord to try to help me
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He looked down from heaven and said to tell you please
E B E
Just be patient, I'm a work in progress
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I'm sorry I got mad, waitin' in the truck
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It seemed like hours you getting' all dressed up
E B
Just to go to Shoney's, on a Wednesday night
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I read that book you gave me 'bout Mars and Venus
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I think it's sinkin' in but I probably need to reread it
E B E
But I'm startin' to see now...what you been sayin' is right
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I know you meant well when you bought me them clogs,
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But my heals get hot down by the mufflers on my hog
E B
I'm sure they're stylish, but I'll take my boots
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And I've tried to do that health thing like ya want me ta do
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But that low fat and no fat's getting hard to chew
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I love your cooking honey but..sometimes, I need some real food...chorus