Key: C
Introduction:
C7
Fill in after the first "sex"
C C7
I could learn to speak Vietnamese by myself
F F7
I could even teach it to my good dog Ralph
C(walk A
I could learn to read you every book upon the shelf
D7 G7
I could tell your fortune like the Oracle of Delphi
(same thing)
Am C
Ah you can get love from your mama or your papa
Am C
You can get warm from a Turkish or a sauna
Am C
You can get hot from tortillas or lasagna
D7 G7
But you get all three when you make it with me
(first bit chords)
C A A7
You never know what's coming off next do...MHHHH.. you
D7 G7 C
Cmaj(x3201x)
C7
Fmaj (133211)
F7
Amaj (x02220)
A7
A7 * (x02023) (bend the high e string here...maybe crack your voice...
Gooch(??????) just to keep it authentic)