Key: E
Introduction:
E B C#m A
My friends are having the time of their lives
E B C#m A
And I?m home alone smoking weed in a wizard?s wig
E B C#m A E B
I think I?m doing fine on my own but this shirt smells old
C#m A
Why?s doing laundry so expensive here
E A E A E A B
Chorus
E A
I said your friends don?t like me
E A
They think I?m too mean
E A B
I like the way that I am
E A
I said my friends don?t like you
E A
You think you?re too cool
E A B
I hate the way that you are
Instrumental
E BE
Verse
E B C#m A
My friends are having the time of their lives
E B C#m A
And I?m home alone watching Home Alone again
E B C#m A E B
I think I?m doing better on my own but I drink too much
C#m A
When will I ever stop drinking beer
Chorus
E A
I said your friends don?t like me
E A
They think I?m too mean
E A B
I like the way that I am
E A
I said my friends don?t like you
E A
You think you?re too cool
E A B
I hate the way that you are
Bridge
Ab A
I can?t believe that I slept past two
Ab A
Now I?m hungover and I?m looking for some food
Ab A
Can we hit my favorite deli please
Ab A B
So I can get a chicken parm with extra cheese
E B
AH!
Chorus
E A
I said your friends don?t like me
E A
They think I?m too mean
E A B
I like the way that I am
E A
I said my friends don?t like you
E A
You think you?re too cool
E A B
I hate the way that you are
E B C#m A
My friends are having the time of their lives
E B C#m A
And I?m home alone x2