Key: C
Introduction:
C F
Lets put on the Wiggles & pop a couple Ritalin
C G
Papa dont blame mama or tell her how lazy shes been
C F
Its been prescribed by a doctor and the doctor said it aint no sin
C G C
So lets put on the Wiggles & pop a couple Ritalin
C F
Lets put on MacGyver & chow a couple Xanax bars
C G
I dont need no college counselor to tell me how lucky I are
C F
I lay the blame on the clinic and man its got me this far
C G C
Yeah, Lets put on MacGyver & chow a couple Xanax bars
G
If only Dad would have spanked me instead
F C
Of dopin me up and messing with my head
Em
I might have turned out to be a regular guy
F G
But its all that I know and I gotta get high
C F
So lets put on some Soul Train and snort a little cocaine
C G
Ill chop some lines maybe one at a time till were feeling no pain
C F
Ill bite my tongue till its numb and Ill talk till I drive you insane
C
Yeah, lets put on some Soul Train and snort a little cocaine
Chorus
G
If only Dad would have spanked me instead
F C
Of dopin me up and messing with my head
Em
I might have turned out to be a regular guy
F G
But its all that I know and I gotta get high
C F
So lets put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos
C G
Ive been high since I was just a little guy in my Underoos
C F
I sit around on my ass smokin grass and watchin classic cartoons
C G
Yeah, lets put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos
Yeah, Lets put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos