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On nights like this
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When the world's a bit amiss
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And the lights go down
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Across the trailer park
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I get down
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I feel had
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I feel on the verge of going mad
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And then it's time to punch the clock
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I put on some make-up
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And turn up the tape deck
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And pull the wig down on my head
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Suddenly i'm miss midwest
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midnight checkout queen
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Until i head home
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And put myself to bed
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I look back on where i'm from
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Look at the woman i've become
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And the strangest things
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Seem suddenly routine
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I look up from my vermouth on the rocks
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A gift-wrapped wig still in the box
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Of towering velveteen
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I put on some make-up
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And some lavern baker
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And pull the wig down from the shelf
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Suddenly i'm miss beehive nineteen sixty-three
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Until i wake up
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And turn back to myself
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Some girls they got a natural ease
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They wear it any way they please
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With their french flip curls
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And perfumed magazines
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Wear it up
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Let it down
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This is the best way that i've found
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To be the best you've ever seen
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I put on some make-up
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And turn up the eight-track
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I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf
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Suddenly i'm miss farrah fawcett
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From tv
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Until i wake up
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And turn back to myself
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Shag, bi-level, bob
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Dorothy Hammil do,
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Sausage curls, chicken wings
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It's all because of you
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With your blow dried, feather back,
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Toni home wave, too
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flip, fro, frizz, flop,
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It's all because of you
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It's all because of you
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It's all because of you
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I put on some make-up
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turn up the eight-track
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I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf
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Suddenly i'm this punk rock star
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Of stage and screen
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And I ain't never
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I'm never turning back