Key: A
Introduction: Am
Am
There's a drag queen preaching Jesus in the middle of the square
Em Am
A young kid playing "Yesterday" on a Japanese guitar
Dm
There's a loser on the talk show, he wants to be a star
E7 Am
And Sharon sings for Wayne in a karaoke bar
Verse
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There's a superstar who fell from grace, he has to tell it all
Em Am
About the dizzy heights he rose to and his ignominious fall
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Infamy or fame, it's the same for one and all
Am
We're just trying to get attention in this suburban shopping mall
Dm7 Am
In this suburban shopping mall, another shopping mall
E7 Am
We're just trying to get attention in this suburban shopping mall
Verse
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Everybody's got their price, in that there is no shame
Am
Everyone will sell their soul for a minute or two of fame
Dm
We're playing wheel of fortune, life is just a game
E7 Am
Some will win, some will lose, but we all end up the same
Dm7 Am
We will all end up the same, we will all end up the same
E7 Am
Some will win, some will lose, but we all end up the same
Instrumental
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Verse
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Will the drag queen find Jesus, and what will Jesus wear?
Em Am
Will the faded star redeem himself, become a millionaire?
Dm
Will Wayne marry Sharon, will they make the perfect pair?
E7 Am
Another joke, another tragedy, does anybody care
Dm7 Am
Does anybody care, does anybody care
E7 Am
Another joke, another tragedy, does anybody care
Outro
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And the drag queen preaches Jesus in the middle of the square