B F#
I took her out
C# Ebm
It was a Friday night
B F#
I wore cologne
C# Ebm
To get the feeling right
B F#
We started making out
C# Ebm
And she took off my pants
B F# C#
But then I turned on the TV
B F# C#
And that's about the time she walked away from me
Ebm B F# C#
Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
Ebm B F# C#
And are still more amused by tv shows
Ebm B
What the hell is ADD?
F# C#
My friends say I should act my age
Ebm
What's my age again?
C# B
What's my age again?
B F#
Then later on
C# Ebm
On the drive home
B F#
I called her mom
C# Ebm
From a payphone
B F#
I said I was the cops
C# Ebm
And your husband's in jail
B F# C#
The state looks down on sodomy
B F# C#
And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
Ebm B F# C#
Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
Ebm B F# C#
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
Ebm B
What the hell is call ID?
F# C#
My friends say I should act my age
Ebm
What's my age again?
C# Ebm
What's my age again?
C# F# C#
And that's about the time she walked away from me
Ebm B F# C#
Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
Ebm B F# C#
And you still act like you're in freshman year
Ebm B
What the hell is wrong with me?
F# C#
My friends say I should act my age
Ebm
What's my age again?
F# C#
And that's about the time that she broke up with me
Ebm B F# C#
Noone should take themselves so seriously
Ebm B F# C#
With many years ahead to fall in line
Ebm B
Why would you wish that on me?
F# C#
I never wanna act my age
Ebm
What's my age again?
C#
What's my age again?
F# C# Ebm C# B
What's my age again?