Key:
Introduction:
E A E
From the heelan hills and rills o bonnie Scot-land
C#m F# B
Fra the bogs and fogs and soggy lochs and braes
E A E
From the moontin tops where lonely jocks drink whis-key
F# B
To the dingy pond wherein the lone trout plays.
E A E
There was once a laddie wandered wi his lass-ie
A G# G#m
When she told him that her love for him was dead.
Am A#m
As she left this lonely boy
B C#7
Who&rsquo d now lost his only joy
F#7 B
The trout raised his head and this is what he said:
E B
O rum ti tumti, Tickle yer monkey, Tickle di didle doo
B E
Rumpy pumpy, Humpty dumpty, Tickle yer tivey too
E A
Oh hankie pankie, Winkie wankie, Diddle de didle doo
A E B E
Rinky dinky, Tiddley winky, Nicky nacky noo
E
the noo the noo the noo the noo the noo
E B
Oh packety wackety, Nickety nackety, Sings the lonely trout
B E
Splickety wickety, Pickety nickety, What is life about?
E A
Shackety mackety, Thwackety crackety, She was just a slut
A E B E
Find yourself another lass, A nicer piece of butt.
E B
Oh packety wackety, Nickety nackety, Sings the lonely trout
B E
Splickety wickety, Pickety nickety, What is life about?
E A
Shackety mackety, Thwackety crackety, She was just a slut
A E B E
Find yourself another lass, A nicer piece of butt.
A# F
Oh packety wackety, Nickety nackety, Sings the lonely trout
F A#
Splickety wickety, Pickety nickety, What is life about?
A# D#
Shackety mackety, Thwackety crackety, She was just a slut
D# A# F A#
Find yourself another lass, A nicer piece of butt.