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Were You Born An Asshole

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Introduction:

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WERE YOU BORN AN ASSHOLE
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OR DID YOU WORK AT IT YOUR WHOLE LIFE
EITHER WAY IT WORKED OUT FINE
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CAUSE YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE TONIGHT
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YES YOU'RE AN A......S-S-H-O-L-E
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AND DON'T YOU TRY TO BLAME IT ON ME
YOU DESERVE ALL THE CREDIT
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YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE TONIGHT
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YOU WERE AN ASSHOLE YESTERDAY
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YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE TONIGHT
AND I'VE GOT A FEELIN'
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YOU'LL BE AN ASSHOLE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

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AND I WAS TALKIN' TO YOUR MOTHER
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JUST THE OTHER NIGHT
I TOLD HER I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN ASSHOLE
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SHE YES I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT
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AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE ASSHOLES
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CAUSE YOU'VE KNOWN THEM YOUR WHOLE LIFE
AND SOMEBODY TOLD ME
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YOU GOT AN ASSHOLE FOR A WIFE
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Were you born an asshole?
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Or did you work at it your whole life?
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Either way it worked out fine
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cause you're an aaaass hole tonight.