Chords
Weed Instead Of Roses

Key: D

Introduction: D    G    

difficulty
very easy |||||
G                                                              C  
Baby we've been together for a long, long time
D                                                                                                                                         G  
You get home from work and then we just turn out the lights
G                                                                                    C  
Lately I've been dreaming you in leather, me in lace
D                                                                                                                                                 G  
Let's put up the teddy bears, and get out the whips and chains
                     G  
Give me weed instead of roses
                        C  
Bring me whiskey instead of wine
D                                                                                                                                              G  
Every puff, every shot, you're looking better all the time
I don't need a card from Hallmark
                  C  
Box of candy, heaven knows
                     D  
Give me weed instead of roses
                                                             G  
and let's see where it goes
                G  
Honey you don't have to worry
                                C  
There ain't no one else for me
D                                                                                                      G  
Lately we have fallen under the same routine
                                                                                                C  
I ain't getting any younger, oh but you don't seem to care
D                                                                                                                    G  
Let's trade in the boxers for some sexy underwear
                     G  
Give me weed instead of roses
                        C  
Bring me whiskey instead of wine
D                                                                                                                                              G  
Every puff, every shot, you're looking better all the time
I don't need a card from Hallmark
                  C  
Box of candy, heaven knows
                     D  
Give me weed instead of roses
                                                             G  
and let's see where it goes
C  G  D  C  D  C  D  G  
                G  
Let's send the kids to grandma
C  
Call in sick to work
          D  
Put on some heavy metal
                                                                  G  
Rip the phone off of the hook
GÂșcall  
                     C  
We both know what he's been growing
                     D  
I'll be waiting with the whipped cream
                                                  G  
And baby let's get going
                     G  
Give me weed instead of roses
                        C  
Bring me whiskey instead of wine
D                                                                                                                                              G  
Every puff, every shot, you're looking better all the time
I don't need a card from Hallmark
                  C  
Box of candy, heaven knows
                     D  
Give me weed instead of roses
                                                             G  
and let's see where it goes
G  
You pull out the Polaroid
                          C  
And I'll strike a couple poses
                        D  
Oh let's get a little wild
                                                                  G  
Bring me weed instead of roses
        G