Key: D
Introduction:
D GA
(4 strums)
D A
Hangin' out
G A
While the monkeys type away
G D A
Waiting in my room all day
(2 strums)
D A G A
Why be realistic?
D A G A
Don't wake me from my dream
DA G A
I was individualistic
D A G A
They kicked me off the team
(4 strums)
D
We live in a dump
A
Admit it's a dump
D
Our friends are all nuts
G
And half of 'em drunks
D
And if they're not nuts
G
Then they're retired nuts
A G
And that might be the hardest nut
D
(soft)
A
Makin' plans
G A
The kind that go awry
G D A(hºld)
Got a full life-time supply
(2 strums)
D A G A
Why be realistic?
D A G A
Don't wake me from my dream
DA G A
I was individualistic
D A G A
They kicked me off the team
(4 strums)
D
We're living with bats
A
What's good about that?
D
I hear they lay eggs
G
And when the eggs hatch
D
You gotta believe then
G
There's related madness
A G
From the lead that's in the sealing wax
D
We live in a dump
A
Admit it's a dump
D
Our friends are all nuts
G
And half of 'em drunks
D
And if they're not nuts
G
Then they're retired nuts
A G
And that might be the hardest nut
D
We live in a dump