Chords
Walking Disasters

Key: B

Introduction:

difficulty
very easy |||||
 Bb                                   F                                   Gm     Eb 
She used to get her kicks from a fall to the floor
 Bb                                         F 
But now she's always wasted
                       Gm                           Eb 
A total looker, but she's jaded
 Bb                                         F                     Gm  Eb 
The kind of shivering wreck that I adore
                 Bb                           F 
I can't offer you a rescue
                   Gm                                 Eb 
But I can tell you what I'd do
 Bb                                               F 
I'd tell my mother that I love her dearly
 Gm                                             Eb 
And tell my father that I need him back again
 Bb                                           F 
And if these words wont drop from your lips
 Gm                           Eb 
I will be your Freudian slip
 Bb                               F 
And flowers might wilt when we walk past
 Gm                                   Eb 
And self-help might help when it makes us laugh
 Gm                     F 
Only finding questions in answers
 Gm                                 Eb 
You and I are just walking disasters (3x)
 Bb                                           F                                                       Gm  Eb 
She only finds her love in a downtown store
 Bb                                                                                       F 
Consumption makes her stronger
                                   Gm                                         Eb 
You're the sweetest anaconda
 Bb                                                       F                           Gm  Eb 
The kind of lack of respect that I adore
                     Bb                                 F 
I cant offer you a rescue
                                                   Gm                                                   Eb 
But when you've lost all that you have left to lose
 Bb                                                             F 
I'd tell my mother that I love her dearly
 Gm                                                             Eb 
And tell my father that I need him back again
 Bb                                                               F 
And if these words wont drop from your lips
 Gm                                   Eb 
I will be your Freudian slip
 Bb                               F                                                                 Gm  Eb 
As sharp as a knife and as blunt as a wheel
 Bb                                                             F                                     Gm  Eb 
You be my calm I'll be your pneumatic drill
 Bb                                                     F                                                   Gm  Eb 
And what we'll never want, we'll always need
                                                                           Gm                 F       Gm 
Right now we need some pop psychology
 Eb 
To keep us up-beat
 Bb                                                                           F 
So tell your mother that you love her dearly
 Gm                                                                               Eb 
And tell your father your won't lock him out again
 Bb                                                               F 
And if these words wont drop from your lips
 Gm                                   Eb 
I will be your Freudian slip
 Bb                                             F 
And flowers might wilt when we walk past
 Gm                                               Eb 
And self-help might help when it makes us laugh
 Gm                             F 
Only finding questions in answers
 Gm                                           Eb 
You and I are just walking disasters (5x)