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F#m E
Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
F#m
Really want to give you a warning
B
Cause I found out this morning
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Bout a dangerous, insidious computer virus
F#m E
If you should get an email with the subject: "Stinky Cheese"
F#m
Better not go taking your chances
B
Under no circumstances
C# D#
Should you open it or else it will
D# G#m C#
Translate your documents into Swahili
G#m C#
Make your TV record "Gigli"
G#m C# F#
Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling
E
(Look out!) It's gonna make your computer screen freeze
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(Look out!) Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
E
(Look out!) Erase your hard drive and your back-ups too
G# C#
And the hard drive of anyone related to you
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Virus alert!
F# C#
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
G#m C#
Forward this message on to everybody
F#m E
Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
F#m
It'll make your keyboard all sticky
B
Give your poodle a hickey
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And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
F#m E
Then it will tie up your phone making prank long distance calls
F#m
It'll set your clocks back an hour
B
And start hogging the shower
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So just trash it now, or else it will
D# G#m C#
Decide to give you a permanent wedgie
G#m C#
Legally change your name to Reggie
G#m C# F#
Even mess up the pH balance in your pool
E
(Look out!) It's gonna melt your face right off of your skull
F#
(Look out!) And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
E
(Look out!) And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're tryin' to sleep
F#
(Look out!) And make you physically attracted to sheep
E
(Look out!) Steal your identity and your credit cards
F#
(Look out!) Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
E
(Look out!) Then cause a major rift in time and space
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And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
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That's right, it's a...
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Virus alert!
F# C#
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
G#m C#
Forward this message on to everybody
F# C# F#
Virus alert!
F# C#
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
G#m C#
Forward this message on to everybody
G#m C#
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
G#m C# F#
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
C# G#m A#m/F# C#
If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born
C# G#m A#m/F# C#
So before it e-mails your grandmother all of your Porn...
F# E
Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
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Drop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground
F# E
Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine
E G# C#
Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were alive
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Virus alert
F# C#
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
G#m C#
Forward this message on to everybody
F# C# F#
Virus alert
F# C#
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
G#m C#
Forward this message on to everybody
F# C# F#
Virus alert
F# C#
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
G#m C#
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
G#m C# F#
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
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What are you waiting for?
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Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know
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Hit... send... right... now