Key: C
Introduction:
C F
We are the pirates who don't do anything
C G
We just stay at home and lay around
C F
And if you ask us to do anything
C G
We'll just tell you...
LARRY
C
We don't do anything
PA GRAPE
C
Well, I've never been to Greenland
F
And I've never been to Denver
C G
And I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul
C
And I've never been to Moscow
F
And I've never been to Tampa
G C
And I've never been to Boston in the fall
PA GRAPE, MISTER LUNT, LARRY
C F
We're the pirates who don't do anything
C G
We just stay at home and lay around
C F
And if you ask us to do anything
C G
We'll just tell you...
MISTER LUNT (Spoken)
C
We don't do anything!
MISTER LUNT
C
And I've never hoist the mainstay
F
And I've never swabbed the poop deck
C
And I've never veer to starboard
G
'Cause I never sail at all
C
And I've never walked the gangplank
F
And I've never owned a parrot
C G C
And I've never been to Boston in the fall
PA GRAPE, MISTER LUNT, LARRY
C F
'Cause we're the pirates who don't do anything
C G
We just stay at home and lay around
C F
And if you ask us to do anything
C G C
We'll just tell you we don't do anything
LARRY
C
Well, I've never plucked a rooster
F
And I'm not too good at ping pong
C
And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes
G
Up against the wall
C
And I've never kissed a chipmunk
F
And I've never gotten head lice
C G C
And I've never been to Boston in the fall
PA GRAPE (Spoken)
C
And I've never licked a spark plug
F
And I've never sniffed a stinkbug
C
And I've never painted daises
G
On a big red rubber ball
C
And I've never bathed in yogurt
F
And I don't look good in leggings
PA GRAPE (Spoken)
C G C
And we've never been to Boston in the fall!