Key: A
Introduction:
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I flew United Airlines on my way to Nebraska
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The plane departed, Halifax, connecting in Chicago's "O'Hare"
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While on the ground, a passenger said from the seat behind me
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"My God, they're throwing guitars out there"
The band and I exchanged a look, best described as terror
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United
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You broke my Taylor Guitar
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United
(United)
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Some big help you are
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You broke it, you should fix it
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You're liable, just admit it
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I should've flown with someone else
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Or gone by car
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'Cause United breaks guitars
When we landed in Nebraska, I confirmed what I'd suspected
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I heard all your excuses
And I've chased your wild gooses
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And I say this attitude of yours must go
United
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Well, I won't say that I'll never fly with you again
'Cause, maybe, to save the world, I probably would
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And if it did, I wouldn't bring my luggage
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'Cause you'd just go and break it
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Into a thousand pieces
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Just like you broke my heart
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When United breaks guitars
United