Chords
Two Way Action

Key: D

Introduction:

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                     D                     G 
I've been driving all night
                 D                         G 
Bathing in florescent light
           D                         G             Am 
Of a western Tennessee gas station
               D                             G 
With a pack of two-way action
               D                       G 
I'm subsisting on a fraction
             D                       G             Am 
And I close my eyes and pretend
               C  G 
I'm on vacation
                                           D 
But the light bleeds through
                           A 
And it's all green-blue
There goes my imagination
       D                                       G 
My return fills me with dread
                 D                                       G 
Will my house plants be all dead
           D                         G       Am 
My significant be with another
               D                     G 
I say OK where was I
             D                             G 
But I can't repress a sigh
             D                       G 
And I think I'm gonna
               Am                                           C           G 
Yeah I think I'm gonna call my mother
                                 D 
Let the subject wander
                           A 
To issues of blonde hair
Or something or other

                       C 
Like a bad haircut
                                       D 
Or a glass of cold water
                         C 
Some of the things
                                                 D 
You wouldn't ordinarily thought a
                         C                                   D 
Will all be lost if you let it in
                       C                                   D 
Maybe I'll never ever feel it again
D,G,D,G,D,D,Am (x2)

                     D                     G 
I've been driving all night
                 D                         G 
Bathing in florescent light
           D                         G             Am 
Of a western Tennessee gas station
               D                             G 
With a pack of two-way action
               D                       G 
I'm subsisting on a fraction
                 D                       G 
Of what used to be a sugar-free
 Am                                       C         G 
Half-melted bag of Tastations
                                 D 
That hard candy sensation
                                     A 
It's sweeping the nation
               D                           G 
And it puts my mind in traction
               D                     G 
I'm subsisting on a fraction
             D                       G             Am 
And I close my eyes and pretend
               C       G 
I'm on vacation
                                                   D 
But while it melts in my mouth
                                     A 
I'm still driving south
In a TV Nation

                       C 
Like a bad haircut
                                       D 
Or a glass of cold water
                         C                                                   D 
Shouldn't I say what I really shouldn't oughta
                                   C 
You spend half a day in
                             D 
Some of these places
                                             C 
Like a flash of white light
                                               D 
That's in front of our faces
                               C                                           D 
A state of peristalsis or a parastatic stasis
                                           C 
And we're off to the races
       D                                               C 
Oh yeah and we're off to the races
       D                                               C 
Oh yeah and we're off to the races
 D                                         C 
Yeah and we're off to the races