Key: D
Introduction: D G D G D G
D G
I'm glad I weren't no pioneer
D A
Riding in a wagon cross the great frontier
D G
I'm playing by candlelight, power's out here
A D
And I can't watch TV
D G
I can't do nothing, nothing at all
D A
Everything comes from a switch on the wall
D G
Drives me nuts when it won't behave
D A D
No popcorn from the microwave
G
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
D
Sky's real nice
A
Moon's real big
D
Star's real bright
G D
Cable calls and it don't seem right
A D
That I can't watch TV
D G
And it breaks my heart, all I'm missing
D A
Bowling shoes, old guys fishing
D G
How the dogs on the track did
D A
Near death stuff, re-enacted
D G
Where to call to talk to strangers
D A
Interviews with hockey players
D G
How to lose a pound a minute
D A
Make big bucks, be rolling in it
D G
Shopping clubs, gladiators
D A
Cher's make-up, roller skaters
D G
Rhinestone studs in your new skirt
D A
Bald guy stuff, psychic network
D G
Don't you feel bad for me
A D
That I can't watch TV
G
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
D
Sky's real nice
A
Moon's real big
D
Star's real bright
G D
Cable calls and it don't seem right
A D
That I can't watch TV
G D
Cable calls and it don't seem right
A D
That I can't watch TV