Key: D
Introduction: D
D
Tulane and Johnny opened a novelty shop
D
Back under the counter was the cream of the crop
G
Everything was clickin? and the business was good
D
Till one day, lo behold, an officer stood
A G
Johnny jumped the counter but he stumbled and fell
D G
Tulane made it over Johnny just as he yelled
D
Gºhead
D
GºTulane,
G
GºTulane,
D
GºTulane,
A G
GºTulane,
D G
D
Gºby
D
And see if he will loan you something, soon you?ll get the dough
G
Put the cat out in the hall and rumple up the room
D
Gºby
A G
Tell him we need him quick ?cause he may have to testify
D G
That you been sick all day, and that?s a perfect alibi
D
Gºhead
D
GºTulane,
G
GºTulane,
D
GºTulane,
A G
GºTulane,
D G
D
Go, let Daddy drive, in case you run into the man,
D
Back by the shop and get the stuff and hide it in the van
G
Gºback
D
And bring it down and bail me out this rotten, funky jail
A G
We gotta get a lawyer in the clique of politics
D G
Somebody who can win the thing or get this thing fixed
D
Gºhead
D
GºTulane,
G
GºTulane,
D
GºTulane,
A G
GºTulane,
D G
D
Gºhead
D
GºTulane,
G
GºTulane,
D
GºTulane,
A G
GºTulane,
D G
Gºhead
D
whoo
G
Tulane, yeah
D
Tulane
A G D G
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