Key: D
Introduction:
Bm
Pick up my sword it's time to do business
E
Strap on my cloak I'm 'bout to roll with this
Bm E
When you're this swag this world just bows at your knees
Bm
Call me the chef cause I'll make your blood boil
E
(Hora Hora) Gimme some of dat coil
Bm E
Snake oil 'cause you know I aim to please
Bm
Tickle my fancy, tickle my prostate
E
Don't get me off cause I'll just get irate
Bm E
Put in my place but I'll break out once again
Bm
All these encounters may just leave me scarred
E
And when I'm rock hard, I fucking rock hard
Bm E
Like Alice, we're down the rabbit hole my friend
G
I don't give a damn, not an iota
D A
Motherfucker, I'm the straightest shota
Bm G D A
I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail
Bm
I will prevail
G D F# Bm
Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail
Bm G
I'm in love
D A Bm
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale
G D
Only one thing left to do
F#
Touch fluffy tail
Bm
Lately I know I'm going so crazy
E
Never thought goodness would be so hazy
Bm E
Once you wrap me up yeah you know I'm caught
Bm
But sorry, baby, I just can't get with this
E
Gotta get out and get back to business
Bm E
Tofu or Tail? Oh, it's food for thought
G
I don't give a damn, not an iota
D A
Motherfucker, I'm the straightest shota
Bm G D A
I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail
Bm
I will prevail
G D F# Bm
Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail
Bm G
I'm in love
D A Bm
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale
G D
Only one thing left to do
F# Bm
Touch fluffy tail
G D A Bbm Bm
We'll see the light of day again my dear
G D A Bbm Bm
Let's go on an adventure
G D A Bbm Bm
The heavens frown upon us on this day
G
But I've still got my quota
A
Motherfucker, I'm the straightest shota
Bm G D A
I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail
Bm
I will prevail
G D F# Bm
Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail
N.C.
D A Bm
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale
G D
Only one thing left to do
F# Bm G DA Bm G
Touch fluffy tail
DA
(Oooooo)
Bm G
I'm in love
D A Bm
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale
G D
Only one thing left to do
F# Bm
Touch fluffy tail