Chords
Toilet Seat

Key: C

Introduction:

difficulty
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 C                             Dm 
She's not into flowers
 G                                               C 
Or gettin' big expensive gifts
                                                   Dm 
She says she don't want jewelry
 G                                                 C     C7 
She doesn't need another dress
       F 
If I wanna show her how much I adore her
                                               C     C/B   Am 
The best way that I've found
               C 
Is to make sure when I'm finished
 G                                             C 
I put that toilet seat down
                                 Dm 
We've been to counseling
 G                                                                 C 
To try and see the ways we could improve
                                 Dm 
This thing between us
 G                                                                                         C   C7 
And different ways to show each other I love you
 F 
Well forget about those get-away vacations
                                         C     C/B   Am 
In romantic costal towns
 C 
If you wanna say "I love you"
 G                                                   C 
Then put that toilet seat down
 C                                                   F 
Cuz in the middle of the night
                                         C 
It's cold and it's dark
                                                 G 
When I hear my name in vain
                                                     C   C7 
I know I haven't done my part
                                               F 
She just wants me to support her
                                                         C   C/B   Am 
And the best way that I've found
                     C 
Is with a gentle hand and a loving touch
 G                                             C 
I put that toilet seat down