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Todays Lesson

Key: G

Introduction:

difficulty
very easy |||||
G#                    A#                                                              C  
     Little Janie, she wakes up from a dream
G#                                 A#                                      C  
     A gun like a jawbone down the waistband of her jeans
Oh, yeah
G#              A#                                                                    C  
     Mr Sandman, he can recite today's lesson in his sleep
                  G#                                                                            A#                              C  
He says there oughta be some kind of law against me going down the street
D                                                    F                  C  
     We're gonna have a real cool time tonight
Yeah, tonight
  G#                                    A#                                                            C  
Down the back of Janie's jeans she had the jawbone of an ass
  G#                                    A#                                                            C  
Mr Sandman, he runs around the corner
  G#                                    A#                                                            C  
Trying to head her off at the pass
  G#                                    A#                                                            C  
He sticks his head over the fence and yells something way too fast
  G#                                    A#                                                            C  
It's today's lesson, yeah, something about the corruption of the working class
  G#                                    A#                                                            C  
Little Janie wakes up on the floor and she says
        D                                                                         F                            C  
We're gonna have a real cool time tonight
Come on
     G#                                    A#                                                            C  
Janie says we're all such a crush of want half-mad with loss
  G#                                    A#                                                            C  
We are violated in our sleep and we weep and we toss and we turn and we burn
  G#                                    A#                                                            C  
We are hypnotised we are cross-eyed we are pimped we are bitched
  G#                                    A#                                                            C  
We are told such monstrous lies
  G#                                    A#                                                            C  
Janie wakes up and she says
     D                                                                    F                         C  
We're gonna have a real cool time tonight
SOLO-Y BIT
  G#                                    A#                                                            C  
Mr Sandman, he has a certain appetite for Janie in repose
  G#                                    A#                                                            C  
He digs her pretty knees and that she is completely naked underneath all her clothes
  G#                                    A#                                                            C  
He likes to congregate around the intersection of Janie's jeans, yeah
  G#                                    A#                                                            C  
Mr Sandman the inseminator he opens her up like a love letter and enters her dreams
  G#                                    A#                                                            C  
Little Janie wakes up and she says
  D                                                                      F                         C  
We're gonna have a real good time tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight
  D                                                         F                      C  
We're gonna have a real good time
  D                                                    F                         C  
Come on, come on, come on
  D                                                         F                            C  
We're gonna have a real good time