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Introduction:
D A
You're sort of famous, A minor celebrity,
Em
And so it only makes sense, the world would be
G
Obsessed with every single thing you do
D A
They're running 'round with their camcorders in the night,
Em
They're lurking patiently and hopin' that they just might
G
See something real embarrassing you do
Em G
The bad hair day and sweat-stained T-shirt,
D A
That's the story that they're gonna feature
Em G
With exclusive pics of your flabby behind,
A
You think you're all alone but that's right when you'll find...
D
A bunch of paparazzi poppin' outta nowhere,
A Em
Cameras in your face And then suddenly-y-yy
G D
You're on TMZ-e-ee You're on TMZ
D A
Following you when you're walking down the street
Em
And askin' stupid questions while you're tryin' to eat
G
So you cover your face thinking to yourself:
"Hey, isn't this creepy?"
D A
And they're out there praying you'll have a big meltdown
Em
And take 'em on a little car chase through this whole town
They'll be there with you when you're going to jail,
G
First on the scene for every wardrobe fail
Em G
You just picked up some transvestite,
D A
Seconds later, it's up on the website
Em G
Get a Vegas wedding, a quickie divorce,
A
And they'll be sneaking in, snappin' pictures of course
D
And if they ever catch you pickin' your nose or
A Em
Stumblin' down the street on a drunken spree-e-ee
G
You're on TMZ-ee
D
Stalkin' you, just waiting by your front door
A Em
Trailin' you through airport security-y-yy,
G
They're with TMZ
D
They're with TMZ
D, A, Em, G
"We caught this Oscar nominee...picking up dog poo!"
"Is that a baby bump?"
Em
Oh, lemme tell ya it's gettin' to the point where
G
A famous person can't
D
Even get a DUI,
A
or go on a racist rant
Em
Those guys are all around
G
So you really shouldn't dare
D
Goin' to every club in town
A
If you've lost your underwear...
D
Seems that every single time a star decides to
A Em
Shave their head or ram their car into a tree-e-ee,
G
They're on TMZ-e-ee
D
If they catch you peein' in the bushes,
A Em
Later on that night, well I guarantee-e-ee
G D
You're on TMZ-e-ee, You're on TMZ
A
You're on TMZ
Em
Every single celebrity-y-yy,
G D
Knows they're gonna be-e-ee, They're on TMZ