Key: B
Introduction:
A E
I was cuttin' a rug down the club Juanita
A
With a pretty little thing that couldn't have been any sweeter
D
When in walked a man she explained was up to his old tricks
A E A
I'm just danged sure tired of gettin' my butt kicked
So the police came and somehow the whole thing became my fault
D
Well my boss and my lawyer and the IRS
A
All ganged up to make one big mess
D
It's a government conspiracy to ruin my life
E E7
And did I forget to mention my ex-wife
Well my car broke down the mechanic just sat there smilin'
A E D A E A
BRIDGE
You know when I die I know I'm gonna fly to glory
A E A
Yeah I'm sick and tired fed-up with gettin' my butt kicked
OUTRO: A E A
A= G
E= D
D= C