Key: B
Introduction: D#
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You've been counting all the days off
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Of your calendar for weeks now
Bb F Dm
You can't wait for Saturday cause
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That's the night that it all goes down
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From 7:45 to 7:48 PM in particular
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Cause that is when I'll give you what you need
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Three minutes of ecstasy several nights a month
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You just tell me baby if that is too much
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When my stuff is in your stuff
Bb
Our souls become entwined
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For 180 seconds
(cutoff)
D#
(Oh my god you're so welcome.)
Bb F Dm
Gºahead
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And give them the details of how it went down
Bb F Dm
I know you can't wait, to brag to all of them
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About how I took your ass to Wangtown
Bb F Dm
I'll get my captain's hat, put on my floaties
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And we'll set for sexy seas, for at least...
F D#
Three minutes of ecstasy
Bb
Any more and this house would burn
D#
That's why I don't last longer
F
Your safety is my main concern
D#
If you haven't finished
Bb
Well baby that's just fine
D#
You know that I'm here for you
Oh shit, look at the time
D#
(I have to go to the pudding store, for pudding. Adieu....)
F
1 one thousand, 2 one thousand
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3 one thousand, 4 one thousand
Bb
5 one thousand, 6 one thousand
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7 one thousand, 8 one thousand
F
9 one thousand, 10 one thousand
D#
11 one thousand, 12 one thousand
Db
13 one thousand, 14 one thousand
D#
15 one thousand, 16 one thousand
F D# Db
Maybe it's starting to sink in, just how long three minutes really is. Let's
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skip to the end... 179 one thousand, 180 one thousand HU-AAAH!!!
GAH!
F D#
Three minutes of ecstasy
Bb
Several nights a month
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But not more than four times a month
F
Than would be ridiculous
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Im sure Ive left you happy
Bb
But in case thats not enough
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Heres a copy of my headshot
F D#
And a drawing of my nuts
Bb D#
A drawing of my nuts
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A drawing of my nuts
Bb D#
A drawing of my nuts