Chords
Those Crazy Christians

Key: D

Introduction:

difficulty
very easy |||||
D  G  D  BmA  G  
A  G  D  BmA  
                                          D                                      G                                      D  
Those crazy Christians, I was gonna sleep in today
                             Bm                                         A                                              G  
But the church bells woke me up and they?re a half a mile away
                                          D                                                    G                                      D  
Those crazy Christians, dressed up drivin? down my street
                                Bm                              A                                            G  
Get their weekly dose of guilt before they head to Applebee?s
                     A                                                                      G  
They pray before they eat and they pray before they snore
                     D                                                                                 Bm                                    A  
They pray before a football game and every time they score
     A                                                              G  
Every untimely passing, every dear departed soul
             D                                                                    Bm              A  
Is just another good excuse to bake a casserole
Those crazy Christians, go and jump on some airplane