Key: D
Introduction:
D G D BmA G
A G D BmA
D G D
Those crazy Christians, I was gonna sleep in today
Bm A G
But the church bells woke me up and they?re a half a mile away
D G D
Those crazy Christians, dressed up drivin? down my street
Bm A G
Get their weekly dose of guilt before they head to Applebee?s
A G
They pray before they eat and they pray before they snore
D Bm A
They pray before a football game and every time they score
A G
Every untimely passing, every dear departed soul
D Bm A
Is just another good excuse to bake a casserole
Those crazy Christians, go and jump on some airplane