Key: C
Introduction:
C
Oh, there ain't no bugs on me
C G7
There ain't no bugs on me
G7
There may be bugs on some of you mugs
G7 C
But there ain't no bugs on me
C
Well, the Juney bug comes in the month of June
C G7
The lightning bug comes in May
G7
Bed bug comes just any old time
G7 C
But, they're not going to stay
C
Well, a bull frog sittin' on a lily pad
C G7
Looking up at the sky
G7
The lily pad broke and the frog fell in
G7 C
He got water all in his eye...ball
C
Mosquito he fly high
C G7
Mosquito he fly low
G7
If old mosquito lands on me
G7 C
He ain't a gonna fly no mo'
C
A peanut sittin' on a railroad track
C G7
His heart was all a flutter
G7
Along come a choo-choo on the track
G7 C
Toot! Toot! Peanut butter!
C
Well, little bugs have littler bugs
C G7
Upon their backs to bite 'em
G7
And the littler bugs have still littler bugs
G7 C
And so ad infinitum
C
As I went walking through the woods
C G7
Humming a tune so gaily
G7
The wind come whistling through the trees
G7 C
And froze my ukelele
C
Oh, there ain't no flies on me
C G7
There ain't no flies on me
G7
There may be flies on some of you guys
G7 C
But there ain't no flies on me
C
Oh, there ain't no lobsters on me
C G7
There ain't no lobsters on me
G7
There may be lobsters on some of you mobsters
G7 C
But there ain't no lobsters on me
C
Oh, it ain't gonna rain no more no more
C G7
It ain't gonna rain no more
G7
How in the heck can I wash my neck
G7 C
When it ain't gonna rain no more?
Chorus