Key: C
Introduction:
C
Intro run up h=hammered on
C F C
We don't like to go out shopping We don't care what's on sale
F C Dm G
We just want to sit with a bag full of chips and watch the N.F.L.
C F
When you come over at half time and say does this dress fit too tight
F C G C
We look you in the eye with a big fat lie and say uh uh looks just right
G C
Well that's the truth men Yeah that's the truth about us
F C Dm G
We like to hunt and golf on our days off Scratch and spit and cuss
F C Am
And no matter what line we hand ya When we come draggin in
F C G C
We ain't wrong We ain't sorry and it's probably gonna happen a-gain
C F C
We hate watching Steel Magnolias We like Rambo and Die Hard Four
F C
Jump up and down like fools when we see the new tools
Dm G
at the Home Depot Store
C F
We don't really want to take you to dinner at some fancy restaur-ant
F C
The only reason we do is cause we know it leads to
G C
the one thing that we all want
G C
Well that's the truth about men Yeah that's the truth about guys
F C
We'd rather pick guitars and work on cars
Dm G
Then to work on the problems in our lives
F C Am
And though we might said it to you every now and then
F C G C
We ain't wrong We ain't sorry and it's probably gonna happen a-gain
F C
If you really want to know what we're all thinking
G C
It's nothing too com-plex
F C Dm
It's just something cold for drinking and whole lot of s.e.
G C
Yes that's the truth about truth men Well that's the truth about us
F C
We like to hunt and golf and drive around lost
Dm G
Scratch and spit and a whole lot of other disgusting stuff
F C Am
And no matter what line we give you When we come crawling in
F C G C
We ain't wrong We ain't sorry and it's probably gonna happen a-gain
F C G
We ain't wrong We ain't sorry and it's probably gonna happen
G C
Sure it's gonna happen You know it's again
C
That's the truth about men
"yeah" "no it's not" "You know it son" "Tell 'em how it is"