Key: G
Introduction:
G G7+/F#
Well, Mr. Burns had done it,
G7/F G6/E
The Power Plant had won it,
Am Am7+ Am7 D7
With Roger Clemens clucking all the while,
Am Am7+ Am7 D7
Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile,
D7 Am Fº/G# D7
While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the bar-room tile.
G G#º7
We're talkin' softball,
Am D7
From Maine to San Diego,
G G#º7
Talkin' softball,
Am D7
Mattingly and Canseco,
Am D7 Am D7
Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw,
Am D7 Am D7
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law,
Am Am/B D7
We're talkin' Homer,
G G#º7 Am D7
Ozzie and the Straw.