Key: A
Introduction:
Am Am/E G
Am Am/E G
Everyone knows what a hamster does
Am Am/E G
or do you?
Am Am/E G
They stuff their little cheeks with their food pellets
Am Am/E G
and then poo poo...
Am Am/E G
They drink from their water bottle thing over there
Am Am/E G
and they love it
Am Am/E G
They run in circles in a wheel that goes nowhere
Am Am/E G
or does it?
Am C
Hamsters, they got something to hide
G Dm
Hamsters, they got that secret life
Dm
let's take a peek inside
Am
Their wheels keep the earth rotating on its axis
C
auditing University of Phoenix classes
G
they do it for the knowledge
not the credit
Dm
trollin' the trolls who troll trolls on reddit
Am
Reading all that newspaper lining their cage
C
caught up on the world's events a few days late
G
building tiny cities underneath that mulch
Dm
where they brainwash guinea pigs to join their cult
Am C
Hamsters, they got something to hide
G Dm
Hamsters, they got that secret life
Am
Trading sub-par corn on the corn black market
C
moving your car so you think you forgot where you parked it
G
playing Call of Tiny Duty on a play station
Dm
it's preparation for their tiny invasion
Am
Plotting their escape while enjoying origami
C
flashing hand signals for the Hamster-minati
G
J-walking and robbing graves
Dm
I'm sure they have pure motives
we just can't understand their ways
Am C
Hamsters, they got something to hide
G Dm
Hamsters, they got that secret life
Am C
Hamsters, every time you look away
G Dm
Hamsters, more than meets the cage
Am
-What does it mean?
-I don't know